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Unable to narrow down a favorite color. Short attention span. Loves roller coasters. Favorite color is lime green with pink polka dots.
Unable to narrow down a favorite color. Short attention span. Loves roller coasters. Favorite color is lime green with pink polka dots.
Claims to never watch TV but is secretly a “Jersey Shore” fan and has accidentally let the phrase “GTL” slip out.
Claims to never watch TV but is secretly a “Jersey Shore” fan and has accidentally let the phrase “GTL” slip out.
Talks really fast. Can't stand Joan Rivers. *Addicted* to Etsy.
Enjoys head pats and ear rubs. Gets stressed out in crowds. Big Billy Joel fan.
(very shy)
(very shy)
(very shy)
L: Very shy; R: The polar opposite of a die-hard sports fan. Can’t handle caffeine.
Will never tire of Monty Python. Has a novel in him somewhere. Would prefer to be named something that starts with “L.”
Shuns Starbucks for local coffee joints. Finds reality TV horrifying. Can't stop watching “Hoarders.”
Math genius who far too easily develops crushes on every pink-haired girl he sees.
Aspires to have the world’s largest collection of hats. Loves British mystery novels. Eats whip cream from the can.
Has always wanted a tattoo. Loves cats. Fluent in LOL cat. Is 100% over the whole vampire-thing, but will reluctantly admit to being Team Jacob all the way.
Yard sale fanatic who also loves homemade soup and sings very loudly in the shower.
Has always wanted to learn how to read. Dislikes pancakes unless they have something in them, like fruit or chocolate chips. But not bananas.
Yearns for a best friend. Startles easily. LOVES fireworks.
Gluten-free, by choice. Develops crushes easily. Color blind.
Waaaaay too into the show “Arrested Development.” STEVE HOLT!!!
Enjoys getting mail to the point where a letter in the mailbox feels like Easter.
L: Clumsy but very well-mannered. Your parents will love him. R: Giggly Sagittarian who doesn't get the whole “internet” thing.
Collects old typewriters. Loves ducks. Hates the idea of having a traditional job.
L: Enormous appetite, but only when it comes to Indian and Thai food. R: Really wants to drive a car, but should not be allowed behind the wheel.
Yoga devotee and meditation expert. Would be an excellent influence on a high-strung human, although the chanting monk CDs might get old.
Transformers. Loves Transformers. A lot.
L: Secretly has absolutely no idea what is going on politically, ever. R: EXTREMELY HYPER. Would do well in a home with giant, active dogs.
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